Monday, November 17, 2008
ok...
i gt this jokes from other blogss,
so im not the creator lo..
dun kill me :D
Some Jc Jokes :
'The lightbulb joke'
Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 4 whole faculties. One to design the new bulb, one to manufacture and test it out, one to write a proposal on it and one to market it.
Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. To compete with RJC.
Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. One student to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.
Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They can study without light.
Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They're too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs.
Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They'll rather use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.
Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a light bulb is in the first place and to demonstrate how to change the light bulb. (So how do you think they're able to change it for ACJC?)
Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They'll prefer it to be darker. (Hmmmm?*raises eye-brows* )
Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Their physics is so bad that they made their macho male physics teacher cry.
Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Would they even bother?
Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They believe in praying for it.
Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are still using oil lamps.
Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Huh, what litebarb?
Q: How many PJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Heck the light bulb lah, the principal would do something about the rightbarbs. Let's do 300 jumping jacks for not wearing the proper school attire.
Q: How many MJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are too busy trying to get promoted.
Q: How many IJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are Innovians. They'll find ways out of the dark.
Q: How many TJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They think they are already very bright.
stitch said at 7:00 AM
Sunday, November 16, 2008
Alrite..
ahaha
U guys should have known that Jimmy has gained interest in writing a novel..
LOL
:D
Wish me Gd luck though..
LOL
Hope i perseverved to the end ba..
hahahhahahha,
but i seriously need a editor lo..
Cause of my LOUSY english haha
ok,
the days of my holiday has shorten..
and im beginning to worry le...
MUS START REVISING...
yupp,
look, its already mid november le,
lesser n lesser time left...
AND RIGHT!!
Thanks Jin yuan,
say i gt a surprising death LOLL...
I will look forward to it..
and Thanks for calling me a Beng
stitch said at 9:37 PM
Saturday, November 15, 2008
Had done dying n highlighting my hair..
LOL
did 4 hours -.-
so damn tiring la...
hahaha
but the result was gd..
the pic didnt really show well,
ask me out ba...
LOL
than i show u the real thing!!
hahaha
but not now la,
gonna look for job,
im broke ok?!
LOL
Will upload more pics
:)
stitch said at 9:38 PM
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Had a long time no blog le..
hahhaah
having quite a boring holiday...
LOL
super sian..
not goin out cos i no money le...
sian la...
im gonna stay at ome for the next few days lo...
:)
stitch said at 10:38 PM
Thursday, November 06, 2008
Hmm...
decided to blog today ahhahaha..
i cant believe there is someone even more childis than me,
when his like over my age LOL
i guess theres even more in this world.
All i wan to say is jus stop all ur childish acts k?
cause im not even affected at all,
and if u continues to piss me off,
im gonna Fuk up and thats it!
ok, back to me
wad did i do for the past few days..
well, nth much actually..
LOL
Nowadays, i loves to stay at home,
and watch movies..
LOL
:D
watched so much movies..
had a gd time...
Ohwell,
anyway, hey ppl, u may ask me to invite u..
i dun mind inviting u ppl to my house to watch movie
LOL
come come :D
i lazy go out...
BUT!!!!
not all are welcome LOL
contridicting rite?
hahaha
I noe!
Fly Fly Fly~
stitch said at 5:07 PM
Tuesday, November 04, 2008
Ok...
today didnt do anything much...
Im so damn slack this few days,
too lazy to do work so decide to hack care..
monday's presentation was a killer for me..
nvrmind...
watched a thailand horror movie,
which is not showed in S'pore yet,
which i also dunnoe the name,
but its quite sian,
when it comes out,
im so gonna stop ppl watchin LOL
realised a lot of my friends are goin for surgery,
i felt frighten for them,
i will pray hard for u guys..
and ALL the best,
u have my blessings n care :)
talked to quite a lot of friends today,
did a research..
LOL
wanna noe something?
they say i look like:
1.China2.Hong kong
3.Taiwan
4.Malaysia
LOL
shockin rite?
ya, i was shocked..
this wasn't the most shockin..
there is MORE
but i shall not say LOL
LAWRENCE, I HATE U :D
ok..
chat abt Tattoo too..
LOL
actually, now i think its cool to have one,
but its not when u r sick of it,
Tara asked me if i wanna have tattoo,
i said NO
cos y?
I scared pain!! =.="
i dun mind havin a snake or fox tattoo on my back
LOL
its cool wad!!
ok..
Im so gonna start lookin for tution le,
any intro?
I need chemistry especially,
haiz...
gt to buck up sia..
and u noe wad?!
I LOVE MY SCH
LOL
CAUSE THEY HELPED ME THOUGH
they help me kill someone i dun like secretly
LOL
dun ask me who..
cause its a SeCRET
ok..
gonna slp le,
bye peepo
aliens and creatures.
stitch said at 11:50 PM
Saturday, November 01, 2008
Hmmm..
i watched 海角七号 preview ytd..
LOL
the movie was quite nice and touching,
overall, its worth watchin i guesss...
u guys can watch it in nov...:D
I watched together with da diretor of da movie,
muahhahahaha
u may ask me how i gt the tickets :P
LOL
By the way, ytd was halloween,
didnt manage to go to night safari,
CAUSE TARA PS ME!!!
RAWRRRRRRRRRRRR
i was so excited in going there and dressing up like some freaky creature,
LOL
:(
as for now..
byee
stitch said at 9:17 AM